If you have trouble using the gallery on my site right click on the first picture, select 'open in a new window' from the menu and click on the slide show button at the bottom of the opening window.... sorted!

Hi Everyone,

Well, the weight loss has settled down, I seem to be sticking at a very trim 56 kilo and now I've got around to being measured I'm very happy to announce that I am still a D cup! Hooray!

The person I've been having trouble with was charged with harassment and, amazingly, considering the veritable catalogue of offences he has carried out against me, the Criminal Protection Service have let him off with the lot. A final, most amusing attempt to waste my time being his counter-claim to the Police that I have harassed him. Apparently he thinks my providing friends and customers here with updates is distressing for him, I can only suggest he buggers off, and being neither a customer or a friend, stops looking at my site.  

Over the next few weeks my new venture is undergoing a lot of change, the premises is being refurbished by my newly supportive landlords and the business proper will be launched once it has been completed. After so much grief with it I am now looking forward to the progression and being able to really get it up and running.  It means that once again I'm going to be a bit out of the loop but I'll try and keep something going in London as best I can.

I will be available on THURSDAYS ONLY from 12pm to 7pm and past experience suggests that if you are able to book earlier in the afternoon then you will have the best chance of getting the time you wanted without having to mess about, the later sessions tend to get snapped up in advance... in either situation it's a good plan to give me as much notice as possible, best to book one week for some time the next, geography prohibits me from anything more spontanious!

Now, bearing in mind that the loony is still at large, and having amply demonstrated to me a penchant for fake enquiries and other communications(in one of which he even masqueraded as Ava Meinhoff !!!), I need to put a few self-preservation tactics in place, I hope you can indulge me here!

Firstly, obviously, I'm not likely to pick up a call unless a phone number is gloriously displayed on my phone, I would also like to avoid land line numbers too...

Also, if you email, text and call in combination could you put something in to help me join the dots and be sure I'm communicating with who I *think* I'm communicating with? A text from 'unknown sender' saying 'Hi, I emailed you last week...' is not a lot of help right now...

Finally, and I know this is a bit contentious to say the least, but taking into account my current circumstance, if I haven't met you before, or I have done but perhaps a long time ago ergo I don't feel 100% certain I'm talking to who I *think* I'm talking to, then as a final 'security check' I will be asking for a credit/debit card deposit of £50.00. Don't worry, nothing embarrasing will turn up on your statement! I will deduct the amount from your first session contribution and after that you won't need to trouble yourself to do it again, it's just for that first time.

I know this is all a bit of a pain in the rear which is not of the more enjoyable variety and I would like you to know that your trust and understanding will be deeply appreciated.

Thank you,

jL